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CDC The Cure Friday I'm in Love

CDC Announces “It’s Friday, I’m in Love!!”

ATLANTA, GA – After informing Thursday that it didn’t care about it, the Centers ...

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Bald Eagle Frustrated That Rogaine Didn’t Do Jack Sh*t

ANCHORAGE, AK – In a rare instance of frustration, a fuming bald eagle agitatedly ...

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Breaking: Another Patient Slips Through the Cracks

NASHVILLE, TN – In a broken health care system, it’s a sight we see ...