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Local Man Really Enjoyed Solar Eclipse

ATLANTA, GA – It was a scene filled with excitement this morning as millions of people ...

Thor Spotted Crushing Reflexes with Mighty Hammer

ASGARD – According to witnesses, Thor, Norse God of Thunder, was recently spotted at ...

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CDC Confirms “Something Going Around”

ATLANTA, GA – In a recent press briefing, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention ...

Hypodilaudemia Epidemic Reaches Painful Proportions

Washington D.C. The United States Department of Health and Human Services reports this morning ...

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Inside Peak at Star Wars: A New Scope

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Gomerblog has got its hands on a leaked screenshot from the ...