Dr. Glaucomflecken Dr. Glaucomflecken

Following a successful career as a doctor impersonator, Dr. Glaucomflecken decided to attend a real, accredited medical school and residency program. Now he spends his time treating eyeballs, occasionally forgetting that they belong to an actual human body. Dr. Glaucomflecken specializes in knowing where to look when talking to somebody with a lazy eye. He started writing for GomerBlog after being told to “publish or perish.” Follow me on Twitter @DGlaucomflecken

Thor Spotted Crushing Reflexes with Mighty Hammer

ASGARD – According to witnesses, Thor, Norse God of Thunder, was recently spotted at ...

CDC headquarters, ignore, anti-vaxxer cooties, pictures 2,300 words, eat sh*t and die, hypodermic needles, bed bugs, vanco, Zosyn

CDC Confirms “Something Going Around”

ATLANTA, GA – In a recent press briefing, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention ...

Top 10 Perks of Being a VIP in a Hospital

1. Hospital volunteers will give you piggyback rides wherever you need to go. Don’t ...

Barn Birthing Centers Gaining Popularity Across Nation

BROOKLYN, IA – A new birthing option for expectant mothers is currently taking the nation by ...

award student loans

Physician Wins Award for Paying Off Student Loans

WASHINGTON, DC – Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price was pleased to announce ...