Dr. Glaucomflecken Dr. Glaucomflecken

Following a successful career as a doctor impersonator, Dr. Glaucomflecken decided to attend a real, accredited medical school and residency program. Now he spends his time treating eyeballs, occasionally forgetting that they belong to an actual human body. Dr. Glaucomflecken specializes in knowing where to look when talking to somebody with a lazy eye. He started writing for GomerBlog after being told to “publish or perish.” Follow me on Twitter @DGlaucomflecken

Product Review: Littman’s Cordless Stethoscope

Pros: Portable stethoscope capable of listening to human organ noises.  No battery required! Cons: ...

Local Man Really Enjoyed Solar Eclipse

ATLANTA, GA – It was a scene filled with excitement this morning as millions of people ...

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Confrontation Visual Fields Ends in Triple Homicide

CHICAGO, IL – Tragedy struck a quiet neighborhood eye clinic last week after what began ...

Thor Spotted Crushing Reflexes with Mighty Hammer

ASGARD – According to witnesses, Thor, Norse God of Thunder, was recently spotted at ...

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CDC Confirms “Something Going Around”

ATLANTA, GA – In a recent press briefing, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention ...