Lord Lockwell Lord Lockwell

Lord Vincent Lockwell, a medival surgeon, started Gomerblog in 1388. He went for a walk in the alps to get away from the bubonic plague in what is now considered southren Germany when a tragic acident occured. The avalanche did not kill him but froze him for over 500 years. He was thawed and now continues to report on medical news.

Daenerys Still Waiting on Prior Authorization to Conquer Westeros

DRAGONSTONE, WESTEROS – Daenerys Targaryen, or the Queen of Dragons, is still waiting on prior authorization ...

MRI Broken, Intern Forced to Hold Giant, Oversized Magnet

BOSTON, MA – The MRI machine at Massachusetts General Hospital broke down today.  “We ...

Millions of Men are Getting Bactrim for Summer

With summer here a new trend is sweeping the nation among Mediterranean-descent men: Bactrim. When ...