Tag: ortho

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Breaking: Winning Word at Ortho Spelling Bee is “WBAT”

TIBIAL PLAINS, PA – Defeating over 300 of the country’s best-spelling orthopods, Jimmy “Jackhammer” ...

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Elite Stryker Reps Ready to Ambush Next Orthopod Passerby

PORTLAND, ME – Tucked away in a Holiday Inn Express parking lot, a truck ...

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Wishing “Break a Leg!” Increases Risk of Femur Fracture by 85%

ROSEMONT, IL – The American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons reports that the theatrical superstition ...

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Breaking: Ummm Yeah, Fifty Bucks Says This Kid’s Going into Ortho

MIAMI, FL – Without waiting to see how his prepubescent, teenage, or even college ...

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Breaking News: Orthopod Places Ex Fix on Ex Fix

SEATTLE, WA – Questioning if the external fixation device (or ex fix) placed on a ...

General Surgery Realizes They’re Becoming the British Empire of Surgery

Local general surgeon, Arthur Wellesley, reclined in his leather armchair yearning for the days ...

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Orthopod Rushes Home to Bury Bone in the Backyard

AUSTIN, TX – Unable to contain his excitement any longer with a freshly-harvested femur ...