Medical Specialties as Game of Thrones Characters

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As all medical specialties try to gain control of the hospital, we’ve narrowed down who their characters are:

cardiology

Cardiology, you poor tortured soul with a horrible life. Let’s be honest, you got yourself into this.

 

Psychiatry [Ned Stark] - Let's Face it, most of your kind do not have a good head on their shoulders. (Please tell me you saw season One by now!)
Psychiatry [Ned Stark] – Let’s Face it, most of your kind do not have a good head on their shoulders. (Please tell me you saw season One by now!)
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Nephrology [Petyr Baelish] – Actually controls everything, fiendishly hard to understand, occasionally insane, and unfixable” width=”700″ height=”460″> Nephrology [Petyr Baelish] – Actually controls everything, fiendishly hard to understand, occasionally insane, and unfixable
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Emergency Medicine Went in for noble aspirations but you take care of the strangest of the strage. Sometimes your ER seems infested with White Walkers, you are our first defense. Also people love to tell you: "You know nothing Jon Snow."” width=”700″ height=”460″> Emergency Medicine Went in for noble aspirations but you take care of the strangest of the strage. Sometimes your ER seems infested with White Walkers, you are our first defense. Also people love to tell you: “You know nothing Jon Snow.”

OB/GYN [Cersei] - Stressed-out queen/diva having all these babies getting in the way of the Iron Throne (OR). You don't want to run into her on a bad day. Might as well unwind again with a glass of red.
OB/GYN [Cersei] – Stressed-out queen/diva having all these babies getting in the way of the Iron Throne (OR). You don’t want to run into her on a bad day. Might as well unwind again with a glass of red.
 

Internal Medicine [Tyron] - Quick witted and a strong intellect. Unfortunately you are always dumped on.

Internal Medicine [Tyron] – Quick witted and a strong intellect. Unfortunately you are always dumped on.

nurse
Nurses [House Tyrel] – Your greatest ally or your greatest enemy
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Med Students [Arya Stark] – Not able to be left on their own, asks a lot of questions, and will probably stab you with needle” width=”700″ height=”460″> Med Students [Arya Stark] – Not able to be left on their own, asks a lot of questions, and will probably stab you with needle

surgery

 

<a herf="https://gomerblog.com/category/nursing/" srcset= That Nurse on the 4th Floor [Varys] – She knows EVERYTHING, has her hand in EVERYTHING, and pretty much runs the show” width=”700″ height=”460″>

That Nurse on the 4th Floor [Varys] – She knows EVERYTHING, has her hand in EVERYTHING, and pretty much runs the show

Plastics [Daenerys] - You look nice, you seem nice... but all your skills are being wasted in a far away land.
Plastics [Daenerys] – You look nice, you seem nice… but all your skills are being wasted in a far away land.

Neurosurgery [Robb Stark] - Very Noble, but one small error has disaterous consequences. Crippling disaster!
Neurosurgery [Robb Stark] – Very Noble, but one small error has disaterous consequences. ‘Crippling’ disaster!

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Hospital Administrators are Joffrey Baratheon. You rule the land, and everyone hates you. You are pure evil. But who will we hate when you are gone?” width=”700″ height=”460″> Hospital Administrators are Joffrey Baratheon. You rule the land, and everyone hates you. You are pure evil. But who will we hate when you are gone?
Neurology [Sansa] – You are not the most practical person to have around, but we’re sure you’re lovely.
Neurology [Sansa] – You are not the most practical person to have around, but we’re sure you’re lovely.

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Pediatrics [Tommen] – You are someone easy to deal with.” width=”700″ height=”460″> Pediatrics [Tommen] – You are someone easy to deal with.
Nurse Practitioners [Stannis Baratheon] - Always fighting to be called Doctor, but no one respects their claim to the title
Nurse Practitioners [Stannis Baratheon] – Always fighting to be called Doctor, but no one respects their claim to the title
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Pathology [????] – Exactly, nobody knows who you are.” width=”700″ height=”460″> Pathology [????] – Exactly, nobody knows who you are.
Well..

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Pathology [Brienne of Tarth] -You’re at least as well-trained and skilled as everyone else, but seldom get the same respect others do; and you’re a little creepy” width=”700″ height=”460″> Pathology [Brienne of Tarth] -You’re at least as well-trained and skilled as everyone else, but seldom get the same respect others do; and you’re a little creepy

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Radiology [Prince Oberyn] – Who knows what you do in the dark.” width=”700″ height=”460″> Radiology [Prince Oberyn] – Who knows what you do in the dark.
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Gastroenterology [The Hound] – You have a dirty job, but you do it and by-golly you do it well.” width=”700″ height=”460″> Gastroenterology [The Hound] – You have a dirty job, but you do it and by-golly you do it well.
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Hem-Onc [Samwell Tarly] – You know the horrors of white monsters multiplying out of control. Except no one believes you when you say you’ve found the cure” width=”700″ height=”460″> Hem-Onc [Samwell Tarly] – You know the horrors of white monsters multiplying out of control. Except no one believes you when you say you’ve found the cure
Rheumatology [Bran Stark] - Your insights are supernatural to most, but no one really knows what to do with them
Rheumatology [Bran Stark] – Your insights are supernatural to most, but no one really knows what to do with them
 

Otolaryngology - ENT [Ghost, Jon Snow's Dire Wolf] - In an emergency you go for the throat
Otolaryngology – ENT [Ghost, Jon Snow’s Dire Wolf] – In an emergency you go for the throat
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Vascular Surgery [Ramsay Snow/Bolton] – You secretly enjoy slowly taking little pieces of your patients. Piece by piece.” width=”700″ height=”460″> Vascular Surgery [Ramsay Snow/Bolton] – You secretly enjoy slowly taking little pieces of your patients. Piece by piece.
Anesthesia [The Faceless Assassin] - Before your patients get to know you, you knock them out

Anesthesia [The Faceless Assassin] – Before your patients get to know you, you knock them out

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Family Medicine (Night’s watch) – Some enter nobly, some are forced into it’s ranks, and most come from lands far, far away” width=”700″ height=”460″> Family Medicine (Night’s watch) – Some enter nobly, some are forced into it’s ranks, and most come from lands far, far away
Bone, cut. Hodor
Bone, cut. Hodor

 

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    Georgie Gold

    and ramsay in vascular taking your leg! among other things..

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    Georgie Gold

    haha yeah very clever!. bone, cut hodor!

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    Matthew Gold

    This is funny. Lauren Gold Helen Gold Georgie Gold Conor McCully Gaby McCully Suzy Rackemann

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    Paul Cataldo

    Barbara Ponder

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    Minda Rella

    Benjamin McGarvey Dan Lindner Matt Field

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    Amy Misko

    Jon Snow in ED? I think I’m about to break a leg or pass a kidney stone or something.

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    Catherine Ann Cook

    Shalini Fernando Wagage James Cook

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    Catherine Ann Cook

    Shalini Fernando Wagage James Cook

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    Sree Battu

    Rehab?

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    Aoife Newton

    Hahaha gold! Gwendolyn Sarah Edward

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    Krupa Mehta

    Jon Snow for ED!!! Yessss

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    Jonathan Bookman

    Nailed it

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    Rod Scholes

    I enjoyed the line up. Palliative Care – The Red Priestess.

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    Mitch Gittelman

    Ortho. Hodor. Perfect.

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    Mitch Gittelman

    Ortho. Hodor. Perfect.

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    Wanda Gonzalez

    Wow….now i am confused. Do i want people to recognize me as a member of House Tyrel or as Varys?

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    Wanda Gonzalez

    Wow….now i am confused. Do i want people to recognize me as a member of House Tyrel or as Varys?

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    Dashnee Govender

    Yashlin Govender Suleen van Vuuren

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    Efriam Weinfeld

    Eli Sobin

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    Juan Pablo Sanchez

    Maria Teresa Gonzalez Yader Sandoval Angie Lobo

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    Russell Bayer

    Proctology ?

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    Karen Allen Creme

    i didn’t think you could improve on this, and you did. bravo!

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    Réda Bensaïdane

    Simon Lemieux

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    Réda Bensaïdane

    OMG THIS IS GOLD

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    David Baillargeon

    Cut. Bone. Hodor. Hahahahaha

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    David Baillargeon

    Yann Poirier Rodrigo Alejandro Flores-Soto Noémie Poliquin Francis Desbiens Réda Bensaïdane

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    Stephen Outis

    Let’s not forget the naturopaths, the average Joe’s Qyburn.

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    Joel Robert

    Where is Pulmonology or critical care?

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    Tanna Smith

    Robert Soll

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    Tanna Smith

    Robert Soll

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    Belinda Lat-Egan

    Brienne of Tarth..I can live with that. We clean up pretty good too, just like Gwendoline Christie http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gwendoline_Christie

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    Belinda Lat-Egan

    Brienne of Tarth..I can live with that. We clean up pretty good too, just like Gwendoline Christie http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gwendoline_Christie

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    Robert Avram

    Lilliane NguyenLior BibasDan BG Tran

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    Ashley Elle

    Adam Jay

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    Anonymous

    Oh that was good Luke Bishop

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    Luke Bishop

    Rachel Jones

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    Nicole RegisteredtoNurse Parker

    Jabari Cadet-king

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    Stephan Grundy

    My alternate choice:
    Pathology – Brienne. You’re at least as well-trained and skilled as everyone else, but seldom get the same respect others do; and the unenlightened often think you’re weird and kind of creepy.

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    astarte

    Brainsurgery (Robb Stark) — Able to do astonishing stuff, but just a
    small mistake and everything becomes a disaster! A crippy disaster!

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    Medzeb

    Ophthalmology – Daario Naharis. Will work for the highest bidder, good with their hands. Generally enjoy the finer things in life…

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    Patrícia Atai

    Urgh… I don’t want to be Sanza!

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    Ellie Hothersall

    I don’t enjoy this as much as I want to. Sexist and old clichés.

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    pdaniel

    do one for ENT and Ophthalmology as well :D:D

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    gomerblog

    there have been so many good suggestions that part 2 is coming up

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    gomerblog

    Well looks like a “Part 2” is in order

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    Yahya Atiya

    Roose Bolton’s bastard can be Urology…cos, you know, he cut off Theon’s….

    And what about ENT????

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    David Milgrom

    Tywin Lannister, I can live with that RT If a medical specialty were a Game of Thrones Character – http://t.co/J6YWpYu4nM

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    Ana P

    Yes put family doctors as Jon Snow! :D

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    C2

    Medical students (Arya Stark) – Not able to be left on their own yet and follows you around, yet always manages to poke you with the Needle.

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    Brad

    Fam Med (knights watch) – Some enter nobly, some are forced into its ranks, and most come from lands far, far away

    Vascular Surgeons – Ramsay Snow – slowly removing pieces of their patients, and creepily enjoying it

    Dentists – Stannis Baratheon – Always fighting to be called Doctor, but no one respects their claim to the title

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    Rodolfo Barros

    Bran Stark is rheumatology: you insights are supernatural to most, but no one really knows what to do with them.

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    Petrious Stew

    Pharmacist – Maester Pycelle. I mean, this one’s a no-brainer.

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    Petrious Stew

    Phlebotomist – Arya. Everyone on the list will get stabbed eventually.

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    Dan Lee

    Rheumatology [Davos Seaworth] – Got a patient who’s way too stiff or has gone crazy with inflammation? You’re probably the only one who can handle him

    Hematology-Oncology [Samwell Tarly] – You know the horrors of white monsters multiplying out of control. Except no one believes you when you say you’ve found the cure.

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    Cameron Hansen

    This is twice in one week where something in my life has been compared to Joffrey. First it was Big 10 schools (tOSU) and now the ED. This does not bode well for me.

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    Beth Foster

    This is hysterical!

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    Isaac Morris

    Faceless Assassin!! BEST CHARACTER EVER!

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    Erin Johnston

    How did I know ortho would be Hodor! Lol

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    Erin Johnston

    How did I know ortho would be Hodor! Lol

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    LordElrond09

    The Spider should have been Urology. Cut wrong and it will still work but it isn’t appreciated by anyone. Plus you can cause holy hell anytime anything obstructs you.

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    tracyeliz

    Oh this is so true! Family Medicine is definitely the totally underappreciated Watcher on the Wall. Thanks for giving psych Ned Stark – the ED has it in for us.

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    Medute

    Family
    Medicine [Men of the Night’s Watch] — There are some really good ones and
    some really bad ones. Used to be highly respected but now can’t get
    any respect. First line of defense.

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    Kate Warren

    Anesthesia [The Faceless Assassin] – Before your patients get to know you, you knock them out. Could that be any more true?

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    Harold Arthur Fowler

    absen like n koment aja deh Gomerblog

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    gomerblog

    Nice catch! We were just memorized by a beautiful woman… Fixed it.

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    Gomerblog

    Perfect! He was added.

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    Liebs

    Ha! You do know you used a photo of a Margaery Tyrell cosplayer and not of Natalie Dormer…

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    Sharon Hudson

    Becca Harrington

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    Adriana Sikyta

    Ortho – nailed it!

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    Yana Hotter

    John Wolbers Christian Hotter

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    Mónica Godrid

    Human Resources Department–Lord Varys…No explanation needed. .

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    Karen Allen Creme

    Nephrology– Petyr Baelish. Actually controls everything, fiendishly hard to understand, occasionally just insane and unfixable.

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