Cardiology

Kevin Bacon sixth-degree heart block

Breaking News: Kevin Bacon Diagnosed with Sixth-Degree Heart Block

LOS ANGELES, CA – After developing the sudden onset of shortness of breath, self-proclaimed ...

Lub Dub

Cardiologist Names Newborn Daughter Lub Dub

ATLANTA, GA – After much deliberation but with much excitement, cardiologist Randy Duckett have announced ...

troponin bump

The Scourge of Troponipenia

MIAMI-DADE COUNTY, FL – Hospitalists are going crazy about the pandemic of normal troponins ...

bacon-eluting stent

Cardiologists Now Deploying Bacon-Eluting Stents

NASHVILLE, TN – Unfazed by the obesity epidemic and the glorious number of unhealthy choices at ...