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New Cracker Jack ‘Toys’ Include Condoms, Clean Syringes
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The hospital can be a scary place, even to frequent fliers. With so much uncertainty about what to expect, it would be nice to...
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Breaking: Martin Shkreli & Heather Bresch Are A**holes
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Product Review: P90X Kegel Edition for Urinary Incontinence
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Surgeon General Finishes Rounding on 320 Million Americans, Dreads Writing Notes
WASHINGTON, DC - Late last night a very visibly tired Surgeon General of the United States Vivek Murthy finally finished rounding on every American...