Physician Recruitment Ad Statements and What They Really Mean
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Established medical center is a state of the art, modern, newly renovated hospital
The MRI works 12 hours out of the week, and...
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Lost Your Car in the Hospital Garage? Order a Consult
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Research Indicates All Bleeding Stops Eventually
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Hospital Hires Psychic to Track Pathologists’ Patient Satisfaction
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Surgeon Sends Lunch for Frozen Section
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Pathology Slide Fills Out Poor Satisfaction Survey About Pathologist
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Female Doctors Now Required to Show ID During Flight Emergencies
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