ZDoggMD: ‘In Da Lab’

0
ZDoggMD presents "In Da Lab," in true ZdoggMD fashion he mixes humor and education into this 50 cent classic. His rhymes are on point like...

Medical Specialties as Game of Thrones Characters

72
As all medical specialties try to gain control of the hospital, we've narrowed down who their characters are: Cardiology, you poor tortured soul with a...
lab tests

Local Woman: ‘I Need All My Labs Drawn’

1
EAST LANSING, MI – Local patient Sheryl Harris came to clinic today with a chief complaint of "I need all my labs drawn." When questioned...
blood products

Blood Bank to Require More Paperwork, First-Born Child to Release Blood Products

0
GREENSBORO, NC - In an effort to cut down on costly blood product utilization, hospital administrators at Rocky High Hospital have put pressure on...
blood

Patient Bleeds to Death, Blood Bank Paperwork Completed Without Errors

3
MADISON, WI - GomerBlog regrettable reports about another surgical patient bleeding to death at Community Hospital yesterday.  84-year-old Terrance Billingsworth tragically passed away in the operating room...
endless loop

Pathology and Radiology Reports Recommend Correlation with Each Other, Endless Loop Ensues

0
BOSTON, MA – The ICU team of a local area hospital had struggled for days with an increasingly slow EMR for one particular patient. “At...

Video: Thrift Lab (Parody)

0
What, pathologists are people? And they are hilarious?!?!?! Check this unbelievable rap parody by the UF pathology team, and if you've seen it before,...

Interventional Radiology Performs CT-Guided Chart Biopsy

0
RICHMOND, VA - History was made yesterday at Richmond Medical Center, as an interventional radiology (IR) team led by Dr. John Johnston-Johnson performed the...
hospital workers

Research Indicates All Bleeding Stops Eventually

39
BETHESDA, MD - According to sources at the NIH, yes, it is true: all bleeding stops.  This insight came to much relief of general surgery intern,...

Fourth-Year Medical School Rotations, Here’s the Gouge

0
As third-year medical students begin to think about scheduling for next year, they must carefully consider how to arrange their final, and arguably most...