Pharmacy

Patient Holding $1000 new iPhone X Very Upset About $5 Prescription CoPay

0
LA JOLLA, CA – Natalia Miller could not understand what the idiots at the La Jolla Primary Care Clinic and Botox Salon didn’t get...
benadryl

So Your Patient Is Allergic to Benadryl? Diphenhydramine Might Be the Answer

0
One might think it counter intuitive to re-administer a known allergen to a patient, especially if they are in the throws of an allergic...
Pfizer box of medications

Pfizer Releases Box of Assorted Medications for Valentine’s Day

0
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Pharmaceutical giant Pfizer has announced plans to release a limited-edition box of assorted medications in time for Valentine’s Day.  The...
Medical center

Medicine Changed Forever After Dr. Google Granted Prescriptive Authority

0
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Medicine will be changed forever after yesterday's ruling allowing online medical symptom checker sites, including Dr. Google, to prescribe medications. "We plan...
drug shortages

Drug Shortages Lead OR Pharmacies to Issue Motivational Items

0
Nationwide drug shortages have forced physicians to consider alternative ways to take care of patients. At the forefront of this movement is the National...
Gas-X brain farts

Neurologists Recommend Gas-X for Treatment of Brain Farts

0
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - The American Academy of Neurology (AAN) has updated their guidelines for the diagnosis and management of brain farts, a condition characterized...

Tips: How to Pronounce a Difficult Drug Name Without Choking, Aspirating, Dying

0
Last month, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (“The” FDA) approved the efficacious and unpronounceable idarucizumab (also known, thankfully, as Praxbind) to reverse the...

Pharmacist Struggling to Calculate Dinner Tip

0
OCEANSIDE, NY - Inpatient pharmacist Mark Donato, beloved and trusted by his fellow physicians and other medical providers for being able to “dose anything,”...
colored prescription pills

Medical School to Replace Pharmacology Course with Coloring Books

0
In a school-wide email to faculty and students, Dean Giles announced the introduction of a new course replacing existing pharmacology classes. Stating that patients are...
pharmacist

A Pharmacist’s Nightmare: A Drug Seeker & Their Excuses

0
We all know that pharmacists and pharmacy technicians are on the front lines when it comes to drug-seeking patients. Somehow they can hold it...