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CDC: Talking About Scabies Can Give You Scabies

ATLANTA, GA – The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has some unfortunate ...

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SEAL Team Six Assigned New Mission to Combat Burnout

VIRGINIA BEACH, VA – In a sign health care has truly reached crisis proportions, ...

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Breaking: Polar Vortex Blamed on Subzero OR Temperatures

SILVER SPRING, MD – Begging surgeons to keep operating room doors closed as much ...

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CDC Predicts 2019 New Year’s Resolution Noncompliance Rate of 100%

ATLANTA, GA – First, the Centers of Disease Control & Prevention (CDC) wants to ...