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1. Patient reporting 10/10 pain, wants stronger meds after his nap.

2. Patient’s butt is itchy.  Please advise.

3. Hi doc, pt has BP 127/61, HR 74, T 37.6, sleeping.  Please acknowledge.

4. Pt’s brother is a chiropractor and wanted to talk to team about treatment plan.

5. Patient back from CT, wants to know if ok to poop?

6. Hi, not urgent but patient’s not feeling well and would like you to assess.  Please come ASAP.  Tx.

7. Attending came by and discussed cancer prognosis with pt.  Family just got here.  Can you update them?

8. I saw pt is discharged, but he doesn’t want to leave.  Wants to talk to doctor.

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9. Patient just had a large BM, thinks it’s bloody.  Can you come take a look?

10. Patient NPO for surgery, but family brought in food and I think patient just ate a burger.

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