Doktor Schnabel Doktor Schnabel

Plague doctor from 1622 who practices blood letting and medical satire. My beak has mint leaves and straw to protect myself from the plague…plus it looks good.

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Mutations in the Anti-Vaxxers’ Brain Discovered

Scientists have made a major breakthrough in understanding the brain functions of anti-vaccine proponents (anti-vaxxers). ...

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Bill Clinton Thought Balloons Were Silicone Breasts

GomerBlog’s psychiatric team was found to be correct that Bill Clinton was hallucinating during ...

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Night Shift Nurse Associates Sunrise with Mimosas

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