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Mildly Annoyed Surgeon Throws 4×4 Gauze Across Operating Room

KEOKUK, IA – According to reports from Mercy Hospital, local general surgeon Greg McKelvey became ...

Pfizer box of medications

Pfizer Releases Box of Assorted Medications for Valentine’s Day

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Pharmaceutical giant Pfizer has announced plans to release a limited-edition ...


Anesthesiologist Swallows Pride, Develops Small Bowel Obstruction

TUCSON, AZ – According to local witnesses, Mercy Hospital anesthesiologist Henry Stutzman developed a ...

Samsung Galaxy Pager fire

Samsung Galaxy Pager Explodes, Intern in Critical Condition

DURHAM, NC – An internal medicine intern Becky Lambert is in critical condition today after her ...

nutcracker, OR

Urology to Use Nutcracker in OR During the Holidays

TOPEKA, KS – Urologists at Mercy Hospital have announced plans to perform surgery with ...