Dr. 99 Dr. 99

First there was Dr. 01, the first robot physician, created to withstand toxic levels of burnout in an increasingly mechanistic and impossibly demanding healthcare field. Dr. 99 builds upon the advances of its ninety-eight predecessors by phasing out all human emotion, innovation, and creativity completely, and focusing solely on pre-programmed protocols and volume-based productivity. In its spare time, Dr. 99 enjoys writing for Gomerblog and listening to Taylor Swift.
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Study: Hopscotch Leading Cause of Hip Fractures in Elderly

BOSTON, MA – A byproduct of the children’s game that has become an inexplicable ...

Starbucks Offering Frappuccino Drips for a Limited Time

SEATTLE, WA – To help mitigate caffeine withdrawal in its hospitalized customers, Starbucks will ...

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Warning: Ortho Has a Bone to Pick with You

RALEIGH, NC – Gomerblog just wants to give you a heads up: Ortho has ...

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Crossword Puzzle Shortage Has Nation’s Anesthesiologists in a Panic

SCHAUMBURG, IL – Sound the alarm bells: A nationwide crossword puzzle shortage has anesthesiologists from ...

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Ortho Consults Medicine to See if It’s Spelled Orthopedics or Orthopaedics

BOSTON, MA – Unable to settle a decades-long debate amongst themselves, orthopods at Massachusetts ...

Resident Weighing the Risks & Benefits of Weighing the Risks & Benefits

NEW YORK, NY – Medical personnel at NYU Langone Medical Center are holding their ...