Dr. 99 Dr. 99

First there was Dr. 01, the first robot physician, created to withstand toxic levels of burnout in an increasingly mechanistic and impossibly demanding healthcare field. Dr. 99 builds upon the advances of its ninety-eight predecessors by phasing out all human emotion, innovation, and creativity completely, and focusing solely on pre-programmed protocols and volume-based productivity. In its spare time, Dr. 99 enjoys writing for Gomerblog and listening to Taylor Swift.
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Doctor Shucks Clinical Oysters to Find Clinical Pearls

BIRMINGHAM, AL – Having concluded that the doling out of clinical pearls to new University of ...

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Why Not: CDC Recommends Adding Vanco & Zosyn to the Water

ATLANTA, GA – Finally accepting the reality that antibiotic stewardship among health care professionals ...

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Breaking: Apple’s iPhone X Introduces New Crotch ID Feature

CUPERTINO, CA – One more thing: Apple CEO Tim Cook has announced a new ...