Dr. 99 Dr. 99

First there was Dr. 01, the first robot physician, created to withstand toxic levels of burnout in an increasingly mechanistic and impossibly demanding healthcare field. Dr. 99 builds upon the advances of its ninety-eight predecessors by phasing out all human emotion, innovation, and creativity completely, and focusing solely on pre-programmed protocols and volume-based productivity. In its spare time, Dr. 99 enjoys writing for Gomerblog and listening to Taylor Swift.

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Fed Up with Losing Pens, Doctor Arms Self with Pen-Munition Belts

NEW YORK, NY – Yesterday was the last straw: Dr. Tiffani Craig loaned out ...

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Success! Kings Conjoined at Waist Finally Separated, Doing Well

LAS VEGAS, NV – It took 22 hours of surgery but Gomerblog is thrilled to ...

Captive Breeding to Stave Off Dwindling Population of Nice Patients

WASHINGTON, D.C. – With nice patients finally placed on the endangered species list, conservationists ...