Dr. 99 Dr. 99

First there was Dr. 01, the first robot physician, created to withstand toxic levels of burnout in an increasingly mechanistic and impossibly demanding healthcare field. Dr. 99 builds upon the advances of its ninety-eight predecessors by phasing out all human emotion, innovation, and creativity completely, and focusing solely on pre-programmed protocols and volume-based productivity. In its spare time, Dr. 99 enjoys writing for Gomerblog and listening to Taylor Swift.
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Psychiatry Consulted to Determine if Lungs Have Capacity

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Inappropriate: Radiologists Keep Talking About Over/Underpenetration

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Alopecia Fail: Embarrassed Bald Eagle Clearly Wearing a Wig

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Anesthesiologist Admits He Irons His Drapes Before Every Case

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Gone Too Soon: Doctor Drowns in Tsunami of Administrative Kudos

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