Dermatology

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Bald Eagle Frustrated That Rogaine Didn’t Do Jack Sh*t

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ANCHORAGE, AK - In a rare instance of frustration, a fuming bald eagle agitatedly paced up and down the branch of a Sitka spruce...
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Dermatologists Now Recommends Scratching That Itch with a Fork

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SCHAUMBURG, IL - Going against traditional wisdom, the American Academy of Dermatology (AAD) has updated its guidelines on itching and now officially endorses everyone...

Dermatologist Admits to Inventing Tanning Beds to Finance Gambling Hobby

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MIAMI, FL - Dr. Zeit Pauper was a struggling dermatologist on South Beach in the late 1970’s.  Like everyone else on South Beach, Dr. Pauper...

Cosmetic Dermatologist Desperately Clinging to Some Semblance of a Career in Medicine

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MIAMI, FL – Reports have surfaced that Dr. Martina Van Nostrand, a cosmetic dermatologist in the Miami area, is trying desperately to maintain some...
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An Examination of the Dermatology Match

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Louisville, KY - During a broad interview yesterday, the University of Kentucky’s Dermatology program director discussed the factors used when considering and ranking medical...

Hypocrite: Dermatologist Went to Nude Beach Without Sunscreen

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OCHO RIOS, JAMAICA - The American Academy of Dermatology (AAD) is in crisis mode after Florida-based dermatologist Phoenix Bridgers was spotted on a nude...
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After Violating Work-Hour Minimums, Derm Residency Program on Probation

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ST. LOUIS, MO - The Dermatology Residency Program at Washington University at St. Louis has been placed on probation after it was discovered that...

Medical Specialties as Disney Characters

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Anesthesia - Rafiki from The Lion King. Most of the rest of us have no clue what the hell you are doing with all...

Dr. Clinton Gets Away with Wearing Pantsuit in OR

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WASHINGTON, D.C. - A shocking story coming from Bethesda Medical Center, where Hillary Clinton has been wearing a pantsuit in the operating room.  She refuses...
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ZdoggMD: “Bad Skin” (Taylor Swift “Bad Blood” Parody)

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Summer is coming soon!  Be sure to catch up on this video by ZdoggMD before you get Bad Skin!  Be sure to subscribe and...