Tuesday, January 26, 2021

Primary Care

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Lineup Released for Boo-Boo Fest 2015

INDIO, CA - With an early morning Facebook post and Tweet, the Boo-Boo Fest Medical & Surgical Arts Festival revealed their highly-anticipated lineup for 2015, which will be held between March 6-8 in Indio,...

Fifth Season of Netflix’s ‘Narcos’ To Be Set In Washington, D.C.

SCOTTS VALLEY, CA - Seasons 1 through 3 chronicled the drug trade through Columbia, Season 4 is poised to go to Mexico, and it has now been confirmed that Netflix will renew the hit...

Top 10 Reasons United is Forcibly Dragging Doctors Off Planes

THE INTERNET - United Airlines has come under fire after video surfaced of a doctor being dragged off a plane due to the airline overbooking a flight.  Gomerblog did some digging, and it turns out...
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American Geriatrics Association Publishes Guidelines on Gomeritis

The American Geriatrics Association has finally published its guidelines on gomeritis, a complex entity caused by the progressive deterioration of a gomerular brain.  A brief summary follows: Gomeritis is a complex clinical entity and should...

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$1.3 Billion Saved by Eliminating Common Greetings in Patient Encounters Claim Managed Care Administrators

NEWPORT, RI - Managed care administrators have calculated that if physicians eliminate common greetings towards patients in the exam room, savings could mount in the billions.  Common greetings such as "How are you doing?"...

ICD-10 Already Being Updated to ICD-10.2 in 2014

WASHINGTON, DC - The much anticipated ICD-10 implementation in October 2014 will have new competition.  Even before the official release of ICD-10, the International Statistical Classification of Diseases and Related Health Problems (ICD) is...
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Dramatic ‘Code Placement’ Captured on Tape

AUSTIN, TX - In breaking news, GomerBlog has received word of a dramatic “Code Placement” captured on tape on Unit 4E at Austin Medical Center yesterday afternoon.  In this chilling transcript below, a heroic...
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Local Woman: ‘I Need All My Labs Drawn’

EAST LANSING, MI – Local patient Sheryl Harris came to clinic today with a chief complaint of "I need all my labs drawn." When questioned what specific labs she was referring to, she responded, "All...

Archaeologist: Ancient Group Claimed Drinking Clean Water Caused Diarrhea

A landmark discovery in southern France occurred this Saturday: scientists uncovered a series of caves that may have been inhabited by humans over 15,000 years ago. "The most remarkable thing about this cave are the writings...