caps lock

NURSE SUSPENDED FOR WRITING NOTES IN CAPS LOCK

0
NORFOLK, VA - NURSE AMANDA HAN WAS SUSPENDED EARLY THIS MORNING BY HOSPITAL ADMINISTRATION FOR THE SAME OFFENSE YET AGAIN: ALWAYS WRITING HER NOTES...
doctors teaching

Tips for Interns: How to Respond to Your Attending’s Questions

0
Here are a few short cases to help out our new interns! CASE 1 Your attending asks you during floor rounds: “What can you tell me about...

Radiologist Adds Arrow Signs To Group Tinder Photos

0
  Dr. David Strand, a practicing radiologist for 10 years, has recently expanded his 40 hour workweek by helping dating hopefuls navigate the popular dating...
medical resident

Program Director Announces Fair Wage for Residents… HAHA! Just Kidding!

0
The director of a well-regarded residency program created a stir this morning when he announced a significant wage increase for trainees.  In an email...
physical exam

Ode to the Death of the Physical Exam

0
Here ye, here ye On this day we take the time to remember The loss of a fond friend, The physical exam Gone are the days Of the bedside...
productive cough

Getting Things Done: Cough Quite Productive Today

0
HUNTSVILLE, AL - Checking off its To Do list like it's nobody else's business, patient Reynold Baker's cough is happy to report that it...
geriatric patient survived

Geriatric Patient Miraculously Survives a 4-Day Weekend in the Hospital

18
NORTH PLATTE, NE - It was a true Christmas miracle for geriatric patient, Alfred Dwindles, when he found himself alive and without significant healthcare-induced...
pelvic exam

The American Board of Board Exams Will Adapt Vignettes to Reflect More Realistic Encounters

0
The American Board of Board Exams (ABBE) announced on their hypoactive Twitter account that the move will modernize the vignettes to better prepare doctors...
wound care don't care

ICU Fellow Inconsolable After Girlfriend Calls for Goals of Care Discussion

0
NEW HAVEN, CT - It was supposed to be just a normal overnight shift at a prestigious Connecticut hospital when a hospital janitor found a...

With First Date Going Badly, ICU Fellow Tries Albumin

15
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – With his date clearly not enjoying herself and losing interest in him at a rapid rate, local ICU fellow Dr....