Opthalmology medical satire articles

Local Man Really Enjoyed Solar Eclipse

ATLANTA, GA – It was a scene filled with excitement this morning as millions of people ...

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Confrontation Visual Fields Ends in Triple Homicide

CHICAGO, IL – Tragedy struck a quiet neighborhood eye clinic last week after what began ...


Ophthalmologists Report Hindsight More Like 20/80

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Top ophthalmologists announced this week that hindsight, long thought to ...