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Breaking: Urinary Bladder Placed on Trial for Voiding

ATLANTA, GA – “This voiding trial has begun!” Judge Emerson Rhodes III told a ...

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Sexy Nurse to Dress as Regular Nurse for Halloween

ST. LOUIS, MO – Sexy nurse Bessie Seductiva says that Halloween is her absolute ...

Product Review: Littman’s Cordless Stethoscope

Pros: Portable stethoscope capable of listening to human organ noises.  No battery required! Cons: ...

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Know Your Hospital Diets

It can be confusing telling apart all those different hospital diets, so here’s a ...

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Nurse Surgeon General Really Hates Working with Pyxis Surgeon General

WASHINGTON, DC – Only months into her federal role, former nurse and Acting Surgeon General ...

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New Haldol Creamy Spread Added to Emergency Room Sandwiches

PROVIDENCE, RI – Health care providers are raving about a new haloperidol-based condiment that ...

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Local Nurse Receives Prestigious ‘Golden Nugget’ Award

“It’s an honor,” gushes RN Katherine Quinn, wiping away tears. “I’d always hoped it ...