Latest Research Suggests That a Nice Family Prognosticates Mortality in the Intensive Care Unit
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Background
A group of 1594 (667 were excluded for lack of relative personality traits) patients in a large metropolitan hospital were enrolled in a research...
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Day 7 intern year, and you already hate the MICU.
There are 22 patients on your service, you know none of them, they're all septic,...
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RT Delivers 5 Peeps via ET Tube in Easter Day Tragedy at St. Luke’s
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Dr. Hal Dole Voted Best Psychiatrist of the Year
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