Monday, May 10, 2021

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New Patient Satisfaction Initiative Mandates That All Patient Baths Have “Happy Ending”

CARY, NC - In a bold and unprecedented move to increase patient satisfaction scores, administrators at Our Lady of Chronic Narcotic Dependence Hospital outside Raleigh now require nursing staff to provide a “happy ending”...
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Cashier Who Criticized Nurse’s Appearance Fired Due to Rude Personality

Last week, Nurse Mary Penney was in line at a store when a cashier critiqued her appearance and found it surprising that she was able to hold a job at a nursing home.  Mary...
angry nurse

Top 10 Ways to Really Piss Your Nurse Off

Ever wonder how you can really piss off your nurse taking care of you in the hospital?  If you are like most of us, the answer is probably a resounding YES.  The problem is...
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Charge Nurse Forgets To Assign Herself Patients For Fifth Week In A Row

Charge Nurse Cynthia Rollins recently forgot to assign herself patients….. yet again. She swears it wasn’t purposeful but rather simply a “senior moment” in conjunction with the stress of helping the nurses around her...

Fancy Medical Terms and What They Really Mean

Nurses and doctors use fancy words to communicate and sound smart before patients, families and each other. Having spent most of his adult life in the hospital, Livin La Vida Locum, M.D. shares the...
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Breaking News: Nurse’s Eyes Get Stuck After Aggressive Eye Roll

ORLANDO, FL - Beth Stanfield, a middle-aged nurse, was transported to the ophthalmology department earlier today when her eyes got stuck in an aggressive eye roll.  Colleagues reported that the veteran nurse had just...
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Debtflix: View School Debt On-Demand Anytime, Anywhere

LOS GATOS, CA - Netflix, a leading provider of subscription-based on-demand streaming media to over 70 million people worldwide, revealed a new service called Debtflix, allowing health care practitioners to view their graduate school...

Nurse Has License Suspended for Ordering Wrong Sandwich

MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Rebekah Harris had her nursing license suspended indefinitely on Tuesday when administrators learned she ordered her ICU patient the incorrect sandwich.  "She delivered a ham sandwich, to the patient that clearly wanted a turkey sandwich,"...
male nurses

10 Phrases Male Nurses Love to Hear

Being male and in nursing certainly has its challenges some days.  Most male nurses wake up each day and hope to hear at least 4 of the following phrases everyday.  If they don't, they...
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Breaking: Donuts Spotted in Break Room, Two Boxes!

KANSAS CITY, MO - HURRY, HEAD TO 5 WEST!!!  In breaking news reaching GomerBlog just minutes ago, there is one... no, scratch that, two boxes of donuts, assorted donuts, in the nurses' break room...