Nursing Student

Nursing student satire

wound care don't care

Exhausted RN to Go Home with Home Health Services

0
FORT MYERS, FL - Deconditioned, weak, and perpetually hypoglycemic from such a prolonged hospital shift, exhausted RN Catherine Weal will be sent home with...
CrossSh*t

Meet CrossSh*t, The High-Intensity Bowel Program

0
SANTA CRUZ, CA - The founders of CrossFit Greg Glassman and Lauren Jenai have announced the creation of a new strength and conditioning program to...
nurses station

Study Finds No Nurses Station Exists With 1:1 Ratio of Computers to Chairs

0
BOSTON, MA - A landmark study published in the Just-Like-New England Journal of Medicine has confirmed that no nurses station in any health care...
urine sample

Hospital Staff Deciding If Cup at Nurses Station is Filled With Urine-Colored Tea or...

43
BOCA RATON, FL - The hospital staff at St. Maria-De-Madrigal-Del-Toro-Del-Mar Boca Ratón Community Hospital have spent the last four hours debating whether the unidentified...
fart, CNN, Anderson Cooper

Breaking News: Fart of the Century Kills 50

0
ATLANTA, GA - In unsettling news from Atlanta University Hospital today, patient Timothy Flatus unleashed a fart at 9:45 PM last night so powerful...

April Fools! This Nurse Was Assigned Only 1 New Admit, Turns Out It Was...

0
SACRAMENTO, CA - When Nurse Shannon came to work today, she was assigned to only one admit.  "Are we slow?" Shannon thought as to...
angry patient

Massachusetts Hospitals to Restrict “A**hole to Nurse” Ratio

0
BOSTON, MA - Although a ballot question proposing stricter nurse-to-patient ratios was defeated in the Massachusetts midterm elections in November, hospitals are taking initiative...
I try to be a nurse

ZDoggMD: I Try

25
Dr. Zubin Damania aka ZDoggMD is at it again with a fantastic parody of Macy Gray: "I Try (To Be A Nurse)."  If you enjoyed...

Former United Security Guard Landed on Feet as Nurse-Assaulting Cop

0
SALT LAKE CITY, UT - Former United Security Guard and all-around jerk-face Jeff Payne was very concerned he wouldn't be able to find employment after...

Calling Report or Transporting a Patient to Another Floor? Follow These Incredible Tips

0
Need to transport a patient to another floor after report has been called?  Here are some great tips to help facilitate a smooth and...