Tuesday, July 7, 2020


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OB/GYN Fake Laughs at Labor Day Joke for 8,000th Time

With her mouth stretched into a forced smile and the skin around her eyelids perfectly crinkled, OBGYN Charlotte Davis let out a boisterous fake laugh in response to a joke about Labor Day for...
Department of Labor

False Alarm: Department of Labor Having Braxton Hicks Contractions

BROOKLYN, NY - OB/GYNs at New York Methodist Hospital are reassuring New Yorkers that the pains felt at the Department of Labor on Schermerhorn Street are only due to Brixton Hicks contractions. "It can be worrisome...

Trump Tweets About Several Medical Specialties

Trump is at it again.  This time it involves tweets regarding several medical specialties. Enjoy!
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God Makes Patient NPO After Midnight for Miracle in the Morning

HEAVENS ABOVE - According to Gomerblog cherubs close to the All Powerful, God has informed nursing staff at Garden of Eden Medical Center to make patient Allyson Gerber NPO after midnight in preparation for a...

Nurse Enters the Cave of Wonders, Finds Infamous Resident Genie

On her Saturday shift, Anne looked unusually ecstatic.  This is the same Anne who usually has a frown on her face and is looking for reasons to tear the medical students and residents apart....

OB/GYN Ice Cube “It Was a Good Day” Parody

OB/GYN representing on the last day of residency for so many!  I gotta say that today was a good day....  Thanks Rockville Slim!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JbQKNbQiPk    
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FDA Approves 55-Hour ENERGY for Incoming July Interns

WASHINGTON, DC - In a major win for soon-to-be-exhausted incoming July interns at residency programs across the land, the Food & Drug Administration (FDA) has approved 55-hour ENERGY drinks effective immediately since improved work conditions...

Barn Birthing Centers Gaining Popularity Across Nation

BROOKLYN, IA – A new birthing option for expectant mothers is currently taking the nation by storm.  Barn birthing will soon supplant the water birth as the go-to option for women wanting a more natural birthing...
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Ten Spectacular Off-Label Uses of the Speculum

You’re probably familiar with the traditional use of the speculum: visualization of the cervical os, blah blah blah.  We at Gomerblog are pleased to share some exciting uses of what has been hailed by...
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Report: Ability to Wear Scrubs to Work is Only Thing Keeping Health Care Professionals...

CHICAGO, IL - According to a recent poll of nearly 20,000 health care professionals jointly conducted by the American Academy of Physician Assistants (AAPA), American Medical Association (AMA) and the American Nurses Association (ANA), 99.8% of...