Psychiatry

respiratory system secedes capacity

Psychiatry Consulted to Determine if Lungs Have Capacity

0
BOSTON, MA - In an unusual move yesterday at Massachusetts Lieutenant General Hospital (MGLH), a medical team has consulted psychiatry to determine if their...

Hospital Pilots Pet Therapy with Black Bears, Grizzlies

11
VALHALLA, NY - Hospital administrators at Westchester Medical Center are piloting a new pet therapy program using service animals - black bears and grizzlies,...
haldol delivery system

Haldol Blowdart Halted in Phase 3 Clinical Trial Due to ‘Safety Concerns’

0
MORRISTOWN, NJ - Recognizing the mounting need for new and creative ways to quickly administer haloperidol (a typical antipsychotic drug) to that “difficult” patient, Big...
medical consults

A Primer to How We All Consult One Another

0
Does your patient need help but you're just not sure who to consult for help? This GomerBlog primer is here to break things down...

Kermit The Frog Diagnosed With Depression; Elmo Committed After Manic Episode

0
SESAME STREET -- Sesame Street was rocked by the shocking news that two of its most beloved characters were diagnosed with psychiatric illnesses this...

Hospital Approves Giving Parents Medication Before Children’s Surgery

5
HOUSTON, TX - Last week, Children's General Hospital approved a new medication protocol to assist children undergoing surgical procedures.  Anxiolytic medication, such as midazolam,...

Bill Clinton Thought Balloons Were Silicone Breasts

0
PHILADELPHIA, PA - GomerBlog’s psychiatric team was found to be correct that Bill Clinton was hallucinating during the Democratic National Convention (DNC) several days...
tangent

Patient Goes on Tangent About Sines & Cosines

0
ATLANTA, GA - Though primary care physician (PCP) Evelyn Waters asked patient Phillip Rose how he was doing with lifestyle changes in regards to...
stressed medical student

APA Finally Admits It Just Too Damn Lazy to Add Treatment Section to DSM

0
WASHINGTON, DC—The American Psychiatric Association (APA) has at long last definitively answered a question that has been floating around ever since the publication of...
zdoggmd

‘Butthurt by ZDoggMD’ Added as New ICD-10 Diagnosis

0
LAS VEGAS, NV - Emergency departments everywhere have been experiencing a new epidemic sweeping into their triage rooms recently.  Diagnosis: Butthurt.  That’s right, butthurt...