Public Health

Dr. Fauci Implores We All Watch Bob Ross on Infinite Loop Immediately

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Addressing a restless and concerned American public over COVID-19, Dr. Anthony ...

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Preserve Toilet Paper: CDC Strongly Recommends Against Defecation

ATLANTA, GA – The Centers for Disease Control & Prevention (CDC) has updated its ...

Nurses Excited to Make Their Own PPE

A national shortage of personal protective equipment or PPE is forcing nurses to get ...

COVID-19 Update: Palliative Care Makes U.S. DNR

ATLANTA, GA – Accepting that COVID-19 is progressing despite all of our best efforts, ...

FDA Rejects Rapid COVID-19 Test in Favor of Slow-as-Balls One

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has rejected the first rapid ...

COVID-19: Lady Liberty Shelters in Place on Liberty Island

NEW YORK, NY – Heeding the warnings of local public health officials regarding pandemic ...

Tips: Is It Allergies or COVID-19?

With coronavirus (COVID-19) season starting up and allergy season fresh upon us, we wanted ...