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U.S. Hospitals to Close After Patients Test Positive for COVID-19
CHICAGO, IL – The NBA suspended its season when its first player tested positive ...
Nation Washes Hands for the First Time
NASHVILLE, TN – The coronavirus from Wuhan, China is a global pandemic. People are ...
CDC Recommends Against Rolling Around Naked with Coronavirus-Positive Patient for Hours on End
ATLANTA, GA – In updated guidelines just published on its website, the Centers of ...
COVID-19: House Relief Package to Provide Billions & Billions of Dollars of Toilet Paper
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Shortly after President Trump declared a national emergency due to COVID-19, ...
Breaking: Covid-19 found in toilet paper
Cleveland, OH – Cleveland Clinic has developed a better and faster coronavirus test. With ...
Major Setback! Scientists Haven’t Worked on Vaccine, Just Been Looking at COVID-19 Memes
ATLANTA, GA – At the CDC the nation has accumulated the world top-notch scientists ...
BREAKING: U.S. Patient Tests Positive for COVID-19, SARS, MERS, Ebola, Bubonic Plague, Measles, Smallpox, Rabies, Influenza A…
ATLANTA, GA – In breaking news to Gomerblog, the Centers for Disease Control & ...
COVID-19: CDC Says “We’re Totally Effed” in a Zombie Apocalypse
ATLANTA, GA – The Centers for Disease Control & Prevention (CDC) says they’re not ...
COVID-19: Self-Quarantined Anesthesiologist Running Dangerous Low on Sudoku Supplies
BIRMINGHAM, AL – An area anesthesiologist who is currently 3 days into his 14-day ...
COVID-19 Update: Orthopods Suspend Bro Hugs for 60 Days
NEW YORK, NY – First, Italy went on lockdown. Then March Madness was canceled; ...
