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10 Out of 10 Providers Annoyed Vaseline & Baseline Don’t Rhyme

ATLANTA, GA – Through a series of questionnaires and polls, the Centers for Disease ...

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Tragedy: Mr. Potato Head Takes Own Life by Jumping into Fryer

BROOKLYN, NY – Unable to cope any longer after a lifetime of hospitalizations for ...

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CDC Director Resigns, Becomes CEO of Tobacco Giant Philip Morris

ATLANTA, GA – The Director of the Centers for Disease Control & Prevention (CDC) Brenda Fitzgerald has ...

Telemedicine Doctor Probably Wearing Shorts, Possibly Only Boxers

BOCA RATON, FL — Patients have long wondered what telemedicine provider Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram is ...

Tide Pods Found to Have Dangerously High Levels of Gluten and GMOs

CINCINNATI, OH – The recent uptick in teenagers intentionally eating Tide Pods has been garnering ...

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Hospital Opens New Outdoor Wintertime Med-Surg Unit

BIRMINGHAM, AL – This winter season has been historically busy with influenza A wreaking ...