Surgery

hypothalamus

Unable to Fix Office Thermostat, Neurosurgeon Removes Own Hypothalamus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Talk to any health care professional and they’ll tell you that ...

aisle 9 home depot

Breaking: Orthopods Spotted in Aisle 9 of Home Depot

FORT MYERS, FL – In breaking news here at Gomerblog, a herd of orthopods ...

G-tube G-spot

The Difference Between A G-Tube & The G-Spot

GomerBlog returns to help distinguish between two similar but often confused entities. The “G” ...

open laparoscopy above-the-nipples

Pioneering Surgeon Performs World’s First Open Laparoscopy

BOSTON, MA – A major breakthrough took place today as a general surgeon at ...

wallet aorta

Vascular Converts Infected BKA Into Above-the-Nipples Amputation

PORTLAND, OR – As a means of source control for a patient in severe ...