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Bentonville, AR– In a classic example of art imitating life, a disgruntled inpatient psychiatric nurse created the now famous Angry Turds franchise of games, movies, apps, t-shirts, crocs, and mumu’s. The game is based on an ages old battle between the Turds and a gang of mutant swimming green pigs hell bent on stealing the progeny of the Turds for their own perverse uses.

Angry Turds! The Turds are back!

Our heroes include the finest turds known to all:

 

Brown- a standard run of the mill turd, goes straight from colon to water in the most direct path imaginable.
Chuck- a turd that accelerates upon exiting the colon impacting the water with maximal impact often showering the region with soiled water.
Bomb- a turd that explodes either directly after launching or on impacting the water

 

Hal- a boomerang turd that feels like it is all the way out before somehow mysteriously returning completely back to where it came from and often beyond leaving no sign of it’s presence.

 

The blues- seems like 1 turd but splits into several smaller turds either directly after launching or on impacting the water.

Matilda- a large turd that seemingly gives birth to another smaller turd in mid flight.

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    A high school classmate of the lesser 3/5 of N’Sync, Naan DerThaal spent a number of years mired in mediocrity before finding his true calling, writing snarky anonymous internet commentary. He is a multi-time participation trophy recipient in Little League Baseball and has appeared on TV numerous times in the background of sporting events. He enjoys head-butting Lionfish and wrestling seasnakes in his free time and can often be seen dragging a mallet around the hospital. Follow him on Twitter @NaanDerthaal

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