* We truly appreciate you risking your life to treat dying people… just stay away from us. *
** Free to leave includes taking mass transportation and bowling. **
*** Please do not lie where you have traveled, pretty please, with a cherry on top. We promise we will treat you well in quarantine. ***
As a matter of fact, they are isolating all 3000 troops outside of the country.
IKR!!
she would have been wise to mention she works for the CDC. :)
Kristi!
Jennifer Daly Nicole Mills Pru Marshall
Local nurse wins 21 day camping trip using this one weird trick. Doctors hate her.
We have ED doc who has worked w/ Ebola out and about and a TV MD who breaks voluntary quarantine. And we are supposed to trust? Of course it is a nurse who pays.
Y’all forgot, “check fever with the most unreliable method possible.” Just sayin’
Are they going to quarentine all the people who have looked after the NYC physician and the Dallas nurses as well? Might as well be consistent in their fears. Yes Irene, I think they did attend the university of paranoia, located right next to the college for dummies.
just added :) thanks!
This is so true. Are we going to isolate all 3000 troops that are going over there? What about our ambassador who’s going to visit ? The hysteria is worse than what’s happening.
It is extremely eerie how entirely accurate this “satire” is. Lol.
And get otherwise vilified for trying to get on with their lives after selflessly giving their time and resources to help others. When they have no symptoms.
Sounds about right. And all you people who think volunteers should just put their lives on hold when THEY HAVE NO SYMPTOMS where did you get your infectious disease degrees? The university of paranoia?
Drew
And to take at least one form of public transport
Missed the step to go bowling!