OB-GYN

27-Page Birth Plan Even Includes a Zombie Apocalypse Clause

1
CLEVELAND, OH – Heather Briggins, from Parma Heights, recently was admitted to St. Joe’s in labor at 39 weeks.  She quickly handed her 3-ring-bound birth-plan book to staff. "Glitter...

Victoria’s Secret to Team Up with Maternity Ward to In New Line of Post-Partum...

0
A lullaby plays gently over the speakers. “That’s our way of letting everyone know a new bundle of joy has entered the world,” the tour...
sonogram

Beyoncé’s 3-Month Sonogram Reveals Twins Harmonizing In Womb

0
NEW YORK, NY - Speaking after a routine visit to the pop sensation's obstetrician, Beyoncé's agent confirmed to the press that the most recent...

Medical Professions as NFL Teams

0
Anesthesia is the Cincinnati Bengals: no one knows anyone on the team; they rotate so often it’s not worth learning names anyway.   Orthopaedics are the...

Presidential Election Medical Memes

0
             
Monty Python

Monty Python Teaches Us About Birth & Administration

0
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life came out in 1983.  Yet this classic scene, "Part I - The Miracle of Birth," still rings loud and...

Hippie Dolphin Has Natural Air Birth

0
TROPIC OF CANCER, PACIFIC OCEAN - Local dolphin, Current, gave birth to a healthy pup: Nevaeh.  Current wanted her baby born at the Tropic of...
P90X Kegel

Product Review: P90X Kegel Edition for Urinary Incontinence

0
Pros / Tony Horton's new P90X Kegel program can transform your pelvic floor muscles from flab to fab in just 90 days, curing incontinence...

Rosetta Stone: OB/GYN Edition

0
ARLINGTON, VA - In an effort to boost sales, language software giant Rosetta Stone launches the first of a long line of medical language...
urinary tract infection

Study: People Named Willie, Dick & Johnson at Higher Risk for UTIs

0
NEW ORLEANS, LA - A study coming out of the University of New Orleans has found that people with names such as Willie, Dick,...