Orthopedics

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Ortho Consults Medicine to See if It’s Spelled Orthopedics or Orthopaedics

BOSTON, MA – Unable to settle a decades-long debate amongst themselves, orthopods at Massachusetts ...

Ortho Defeats Da Vinci in Good Ole Fashioned Arm-Wrestling Match

DURHAM, NC – An anticipated nail-biter that didn’t end up going the distance, orthopedic ...

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Orthopod Cuts Patient Load by Telling Them the Truth

PEMBROKE PINES, FL – In an amazing feat of political incorrectness, an orthopaedic surgeon cut ...

Orthopaedic Surgeons Declared Strongest Species on Earth

GABORONE, BOTSWANA – Inspired by the 2018 World’s Strongest Man competition, local orthopaedic surgeon ...

Woodstock Veteran Disappointed to Learn New Joint Made of Titanium and Plastic

Berkley, CA– Bill “Doobie” Bogarter fondly refers to Woodstock as the “best two weeks ...

Orthopaedic Surgeon Wears Wrist Guards but Not Helmet While Rollerblading

Albany, NY– Local Orthopaedic Surgeon Louie Soler doesn’t take chances inside or outside of ...

Crooked Hillary Actually Suffering From Severe Scoliosis

Chappaqua, NY– Former Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton’s Spine Surgeon today revealed that President ...