Orthopedics

Ortho

Orthopod Agrees to Work Pro Bono, Thought It Was Pro Bones

CHARLOTTE, NC – Recent orthopedic surgery graduate, Dr. Henry Hammer, graciously agreed to include ...

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Breaking: Ummm Yeah, Fifty Bucks Says This Kid’s Going into Ortho

MIAMI, FL – Without waiting to see how his prepubescent, teenage, or even college ...

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Breaking News: Orthopod Places Ex Fix on Ex Fix

SEATTLE, WA – Questioning if the external fixation device (or ex fix) placed on a ...

General Surgery Realizes They’re Becoming the British Empire of Surgery

Local general surgeon, Arthur Wellesley, reclined in his leather armchair yearning for the days ...

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Orthopod Rushes Home to Bury Bone in the Backyard

AUSTIN, TX – Unable to contain his excitement any longer with a freshly-harvested femur ...

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Men Are From Mars, Women are from Venus, Orthopods are from…

In a stunning revelation, scientists have concluded that orthopods are actually highly intelligent beings ...

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Orthopedic Note Simply Says “Covfefe”

SYRACUSE, NY – Last night at approximately 2 AM, an orthopedic resident on call ...