Tag: anesthesia

Anesthesia Techs Strike; Anesthesiologists Forced to go get their Own Quarters

Huntsville, AL– In the midst of a contentious labor dispute, anesthesia techs at Huntsville ...

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Anesthesiologist Blames Surgery for Patient’s Difficult Airway

Biloxi, MS– In what is believed to be the first time anywhere, local anesthesiologist ...

Anesthesia Blamed for Rand Paul Attack

BOWLING GREEN, KY – In yet another case of everything being blamed on anesthesia, ...

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Surgery Actually Much Easier with Adequate Anesthesia

Virginia Beach, VA – Local Orthopaedic Surgeon, Dr. Padraig Jones, learned today that surgery ...

Pathetic Anesthesiologist Can’t Even Put Own Kids to Sleep

In an embarrassing display of parenting incompetence, 38-year-old anesthesiologist Eric Springer was unable to ...

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Breaking: Anesthesia Wins This Year’s Nobel Prize in Blame

STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN – Gomerblog has learned that the Swedish Academy has chosen the field ...

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Trump Pardons Anesthesia

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Stating that he wanted to “give this pardon thing a test ...