Tag: anesthesiology

lawyer up

Revised ASA Classification Tells You When to Lawyer Up

  An expert panel comprised of ambulance chasing, blood sucking lawyers and that one ...

drape first class coach

Unable to Resist, Anesthesia Places Drape Between First Class, Coach

DELTA 2350 – Unable to resist the temptation any longer, passenger and anesthesiologist Ryan ...

Judas blames Anesthesia

Judas Blames Betrayal of Jesus on Anesthesia

JERUSALEM – Judas Iscariot, who notoriously betrayed Jesus for thirty pieces of silver, has absolved ...

Anesthesia Techs Strike; Anesthesiologists Forced to go get their Own Quarters

Huntsville, AL– In the midst of a contentious labor dispute, anesthesia techs at Huntsville ...

Nobel Prize in blame

Breaking: Anesthesia Wins This Year’s Nobel Prize in Blame

STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN – Gomerblog has learned that the Swedish Academy has chosen the field ...

intubate ear canal

Tired Anesthesiologist Accidentally Intubates Patient’s Ear Canal

NORFOLK, VA – Once again fatigue has caused an unfortunate medical error, this time ...

United Airlines Blames Violent Confrontation on Anesthesia

CHICAGO, IL – After two days of unsatisfying answers from United Airlines regarding the ...

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