Monday, August 10, 2020


Most Popular Medical Questions of 2016 by State

2016 is complete, and we combed through the data at Google to find out what were the most popular medical questions asked by state (click the map to enlarge): What is New England's obsession with...

Hypocrite: Dermatologist Went to Nude Beach Without Sunscreen

OCHO RIOS, JAMAICA - The American Academy of Dermatology (AAD) is in crisis mode after Florida-based dermatologist Phoenix Bridgers was spotted on a nude beach in Jamaica without any clothes or sunscreen, officially earning...
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For Hangnails, The American Academy of Dermatology Now Recommends Hand Amputation

WASHINGTON, DC - Citing a more aggressive approach to the management of hangnails, the American Academy of Dermatology (AAD) is now recommending hand amputation as best practice and the new standard of care. "In the past,...
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ZdoggMD: “Bad Skin” (Taylor Swift “Bad Blood” Parody)

Summer is coming soon!  Be sure to catch up on this video by ZdoggMD before you get Bad Skin!  Be sure to subscribe and follow ZdoggMD on twitter @Zdoggmd.  Wear your sunscreen!  

Collagen Etude

One-third of all the proteins in the body are of collagen. We know that there are many types, and that we don’t know all of ‘em. Composed are types I, II, III, V of many...
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Dermatologists Now Recommends Scratching That Itch with a Fork

SCHAUMBURG, IL - Going against traditional wisdom, the American Academy of Dermatology (AAD) has updated its guidelines on itching and now officially endorses everyone scratching the hell out of that itch.  Seriously.  Go to...
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April Fools’ Day Jokes to Play at the Hospital

Top April Fools’ jokes to play at the hospital.  It isn't too late to try and pull off that sweet joke at work. Anesthesia – After giving your coworker a morning break during a prone IV...

Dermatology Recommends Arctic Winter to Minimize Sun Exposure

ROSEMONT, IL - Continuing its campaign against arch nemesis, the Sun, the American Academy of Dermatology (AAD) has issued a new recommendation stating not only Americans but all citizens of Earth to immerse themselves...

Dermatologist Admits to Inventing Tanning Beds to Finance Gambling Hobby

MIAMI, FL - Dr. Zeit Pauper was a struggling dermatologist on South Beach in the late 1970’s.  Like everyone else on South Beach, Dr. Pauper had a mustache, short shorts, a closet full of Hawaiian...

An Internist’s Guide to the Description of Rashes

Dermatologic conditions and rashes can be hard to describe.  Don't have time to refresh on those terms?  Don't you fret!  Rather than ask a dermatologist to help, we decided to ask an internist to...