Friday, July 3, 2020


Dermatology Recommends Arctic Winter to Minimize Sun Exposure

ROSEMONT, IL - Continuing its campaign against arch nemesis, the Sun, the American Academy of Dermatology (AAD) has issued a new recommendation stating not only Americans but all citizens of Earth to immerse themselves...

23 Million Americans Watch Royal Wedding, No Decline In Patient Care Among ROAD Docs...

With the estimation that 23 million Americans had their eyes glued to the television to watch the royal wedding of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry, Gomerblog set out to study how this impacted patient...

Pathologists Suffer Third Degree Sun Burns in Hospital Fire Drill

DALLAS, TX - A routine fire drill at Big Tex Hospital took a turn for the worst, authorities report. At 11:58 AM, the Big Tex Office of Compliance, Safety, and Online Modules announced the surprise drill....
medical pager

Tips: How to Treat a Pager That Keeps Going Off Like It Has Seizures

Sadly, despite all the technological advances we've made, a good portion of health care professionals still carry an object as archaic and arguably less useful than an abacus: a pager (also known as the Grim...
scratching scratch itch

Dermatologists Now Recommends Scratching That Itch with a Fork

SCHAUMBURG, IL - Going against traditional wisdom, the American Academy of Dermatology (AAD) has updated its guidelines on itching and now officially endorses everyone scratching the hell out of that itch.  Seriously.  Go to...

Dermatologist Admits to Inventing Tanning Beds to Finance Gambling Hobby

MIAMI, FL - Dr. Zeit Pauper was a struggling dermatologist on South Beach in the late 1970’s.  Like everyone else on South Beach, Dr. Pauper had a mustache, short shorts, a closet full of Hawaiian...
doctor notes DVT PE

Charting is Independent Risk Factor for DVT and PE, Study Finds

ROCHESTER, MN - Recognizing it is a form of immobilization in which health care professionals are unable to move around much, a study newly published in the Mayo Clinic Proceedings found that charting and documentation in an...

Breaking: Dermatologist Describes Rash as ‘Maculopapular’

MIAMI, FL - In news that is reverberating and causing aftershocks across the world of medicine, University of Miami Hospital dermatologist Benjamin Alter has just described his patient's rash as "maculopapular," that's it. "Do you...

Medical Specialties as Disney Characters

Anesthesia - Rafiki from The Lion King. Most of the rest of us have no clue what the hell you are doing with all the beeps and knobs and when we look it never...

Nick Saban Hoping Triamcinolone Cream Works Better for His Healthy Scratches

TUSCALOOSA, AL - In preparation for today's big game against the University of Tennessee, Nick Saban has asked his team of dermatologists to prescribe and apply triamcinolone cream to his players listed as healthy...