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CDC: Talking About Scabies Can Give You Scabies

ATLANTA, GA – The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has some unfortunate ...

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Breaking: Code Team Pushes tPA to Lyse Clogged Toilet

DURHAM, NC – Acknowledging they were within the 4.5-hour window since symptom onset and had ...

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Breaking: NASA Finds Parallel Universe Containing All Our Missing Pens

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) has discovered all of ...

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New Apgar(t) Score to Check Troponins 1 & 5 Minutes After Birth

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists (ACOG) is modifying the ...

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Anesthesia Goes on the Offensive & Blames Everybody Else

SCHAUMBURG, IL – Throwing away the old blueprint of simply accepting the blame, Anesthesia ...

Hospital Administrator Accidentally Touches Patient

BOSTON, MA – Massachusetts General Hospital Vice President for Floor Nurse Oversupervision, Michael Huffenstuff ...