The Difference Between White Clouds & Black Clouds
Have you ever been labeled a white cloud or a black cloud by your friends and colleagues, and wondered what that meant?
A white cloud...
Cardiologist Excited to Cath Winner of Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest
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Search & Rescue Team Saves Anesthesiologist Buried Under Drape Avalanche
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United Airlines Asked to Forcibly Remove Patient from Hospital
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Millions of Millennials Hospitalized in ICUs with White Claw Withdrawal
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On-Call Doctor Celebrates Birthday with 17 of His Closest Patients
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Hipster Loses Left Testicle Due to Excessively Tight Pants
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Hospital Administrators Consider Renaming MDs to “Morphine & Dilaudid”
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American Red Cross Creates American Brown Cross for Fecal Transplant Donations
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