Tuesday, August 11, 2020
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Medical Scribe Prefers Using Quill & Ink for Documentation

AUGUSTA, GA - Stating it is easier to use and provides infinitely more character than an electronic medical record (EMR), medical scribe Tim Penn prefers to use a quill with ink when performing documentation for...
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Doctor Summons Courage to Toss Unread New England Journals

PITTSBURGH, PA - Sometimes it's better to acknowledge one's own shortcomings and move on.  That is why we're saluting a hero, internist Dr. Keisha Boots, for summoning the strength and courage to do something...
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Breaking: U.S. Surgeon General Demoted to Surgeon Colonel

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Though details behind the White House's decision are still lacking, Gomerblog has learned current United States Surgeon General Jerome Adams has been demoted to Surgeon Colonel.  This marks the first time...

A Visit from Doc SUPER USER

Twas the night Before Go Live, And no LIP was in the house No one was home yet, They were all with their mouse They clicked and they copied, Working on charts all alone, In hopes that...
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93% of New England Journals Are Rolled Up & Used to Kill Flies

BOSTON, MA - Maybe don't throw away all those unread New England Journals just yet: A study published in this month's issue of the New England Journal of Medicine found that 92.7% of New...
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Breaking: Hippocrates Copy & Pasted Oath from Plato’s Note

ATHENS, GREECE - The Archaeological Society of Athens has rocked the medical world after it has found overwhelming evidence suggesting that the Hippocratic Oath wasn't written by Hippocrates at all, that it was copied...
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Hospital Administration Cuts Corners by Hiring Illiterate Medical Scribes

BALTIMORE, MD - Always brainstorming innovative ways to improve the bottom line, hospital administrators at the Johns Hopscotch Hospital had what they described as a "major epiphany" earlier this week, and have started hiring illiterate...
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In the Name of Patient Satisfaction, IV Pumps Fitted with WiFi

BOSTON, MA - As much as they don’t want to admit it, health care professionals have succumbed to the reality of patient satisfaction surveys and the fact they are here to stay, which partially...
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Medical Scribe Gets Doctor to Take Notes, Shifting the Balance of Power

AUGUSTA, GA - In a striking new development in the world of medical documentation, emergency room physician Arthur Gates admits to still being in a daze after somehow finding himself taking notes for the medical...
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Breaking: Colonized Computer Keyboard Finally Becomes Septic

LOS ANGELES, CA - Gomerblog has learned that a computer keyboard colonized with a whole host of microorganisms at the nurses station on Unit 4A of Los Angeles Medical Center (LAMC) has become septic,...