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Medical Scribe Prefers Using Quill & Ink for Documentation

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AUGUSTA, GA - Stating it is easier to use and provides infinitely more character than an electronic medical record (EMR), medical scribe Tim Penn prefers...
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Doctor Summons Courage to Toss Unread New England Journals

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PITTSBURGH, PA - Sometimes it's better to acknowledge one's own shortcomings and move on.  That is why we're saluting a hero, internist Dr. Keisha...
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Breaking: U.S. Surgeon General Demoted to Surgeon Colonel

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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Though details behind the White House's decision are still lacking, Gomerblog has learned current United States Surgeon General Jerome Adams has...
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A Visit from Doc SUPER USER

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Twas the night Before Go Live, And no LIP was in the house No one was home yet, They were all with their mouse They clicked...
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93% of New England Journals Are Rolled Up & Used to Kill Flies

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BOSTON, MA - Maybe don't throw away all those unread New England Journals just yet: A study published in this month's issue of the...
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Breaking: Hippocrates Copy & Pasted Oath from Plato’s Note

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ATHENS, GREECE - The Archaeological Society of Athens has rocked the medical world after it has found overwhelming evidence suggesting that the Hippocratic Oath...
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Hospital Administration Cuts Corners by Hiring Illiterate Medical Scribes

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BALTIMORE, MD - Always brainstorming innovative ways to improve the bottom line, hospital administrators at the Johns Hopscotch Hospital had what they described as a...
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In the Name of Patient Satisfaction, IV Pumps Fitted with WiFi

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BOSTON, MA - As much as they don’t want to admit it, health care professionals have succumbed to the reality of patient satisfaction surveys...
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Medical Scribe Gets Doctor to Take Notes, Shifting the Balance of Power

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AUGUSTA, GA - In a striking new development in the world of medical documentation, emergency room physician Arthur Gates admits to still being in a...
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Breaking: Colonized Computer Keyboard Finally Becomes Septic

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LOS ANGELES, CA - Gomerblog has learned that a computer keyboard colonized with a whole host of microorganisms at the nurses station on Unit...