Thursday, June 24, 2021

Nursing Student

Nursing student satire

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Charge Nurse Forgets To Assign Herself Patients For Fifth Week In A Row

Charge Nurse Cynthia Rollins recently forgot to assign herself patients….. yet again. She swears it wasn’t purposeful but rather simply a “senior moment” in conjunction with the stress of helping the nurses around her...
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Book Review: Chicken Soup For the Bitter Angry Nurse’s Soul

Chicken Soup for the Soul has released a new book catering solely to the bitter, angry nurse. The franchise's latest installment focuses on personal stories of burnout and complete disgust for the noble nursing...
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Ultra Breaking News: Patient Doesn’t Want Turkey Sandwich

NORFOLK, VA - Gomerblog brings you a startling development: A patient hospitalized at an area hospital in Norfolk has caught his inpatient medical team off guard by stating he doesn't want a turkey sandwich...
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Dior’s New Yellow Isolation Ballroom Gowns are Stunning

PARIS, FRANCE - In breaking news that has the fashion industry stirring, designers at Christian Dior are bringing style back into isolation rooms by replacing the boxy and boring isolation gowns of old with...

Scrub Romper is Here!

Finally the medical scene is catching up to the male-fashion scene with the scrub romper. You don't have to cover your arms in the OR why should you have to cover those sexy legs....
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Patient Leaps to Death After Hospital TV Stuck on The View, Joint Commission Investigating

OMAHA, NE - Burpelson Hospital is investigating the apparent suicide of patient Grover Downs on the 13-East psychiatric unit.  Mr. Downs, an 84-year-old man admitted for catatonia and debilitation, overpowered sitters and orderlies to...

Popular New Manager Cool With Falls As Long As No Injury

SAN DIEGO, CA - Red State Regional Chief Nursing Officer, Dolly McGuire, took 10 minutes at the end of one of last week’s Daily Operations Meetings to note the dramatic improvement in nurse satisfaction...
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Rookie Mistake: July Intern Grabs Cup of Decaf Coffee, Defeats the Purpose Entirely

NASHVILLE, TN - In a situation that can be described in no other way but shocking, neophyte July intern Elena Sanchez grabbed a cup of decaf coffee - yup, you read that correctly: DECAFFEINATED...