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Medical Professions as NFL Teams
Anesthesia is the Cincinnati Bengals: no one knows anyone on the team; they rotate ...
CDC Recommends IV Dilaudid to Treat Foot Pain Caused by Stepping on a Stray Lego Piece
ATLANTA, GA – Finally acknowledging it as the most painful thing a human being can ...
Looking Hot! Cookie Monster Shows Off New Sexy Bod After Trading in Cookies for Fruits & Veggies
JUST WEST OF SESAME STREET – Holy sexiness, Batman! So much has been happening ...
Pumpkin Wishing It Didn’t Turn Down the Gardasil Vaccine
PUMPKIN PATCH – Local pumpkin really wishing it didn’t turn down a Gardasil shot ...
CDC Reminder: ‘Sleep Tight and Definitely Do Not Let the Bed Bugs Bite’
ATLANTA, GA – Tonight, shortly after reading the public a bedtime story, the Centers ...
Citing Health Benefits, New Parents Eating Umbilical Cord Stumps
“From the moment I gazed into Andromeda’s perfect eyes, I knew I wanted only ...
Breaking: Ummm Yeah, Fifty Bucks Says This Kid’s Going into Ortho
MIAMI, FL – Without waiting to see how his prepubescent, teenage, or even college ...
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New Journal of Negative Studies Announced
BOSTON, MA – The medical community is abuzz today with the announcement of the ...
Adorable Unvaccinated Pertussis-Infected Baby Sues Her Parents
SANTA MONICA, CA – After contracting pertussis, darling 6-month-old baby girl Willow Woods successfully ...
Pediatric Procedure Kits to Feature Sterile Stuffed Animals
ORLANDO, FL – The latest guidelines from the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP) recommend that ...
