Paula Deen’s Diabetes Leaves Her Amid Recent Controversy
SAVANNAH, GA – Food Network star Paula Deen’s diabetes made a stunning announcement yesterday: “I will be leaving Paula indefinitely. I do not want to be associated with someone that uses racial slurs on...
Chewbacca’s Pain Score Was Really Only a 2
IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY... - After being wounded in battle, Chewbacca was given the best medical treatment on the Resistance medical freighter. Chewy reported 11/10 pain to his nurse and doctor. However,...
News in Brief: Medication IV Pump Coincidentally Runs Out at Change of Shift
DALLAS, TX – Nurses on Mercy Hospital’s floor 4, med-surg unit, are perplexed. "The Alaris pumps seem to always run out 20 minutes after change of shift," charge nurse Nancy Lungrum told reporters. Nobody...
Rings in Paper Chart Not in the Mood to Stay Aligned Today
ATLANTA, GA - All the metal rings in Room 482A's paper chart are in a particularly bad mood today and don't plan to stay aligned today and probably into the unforeseeable future. "It's a...
Breaking News! 2014 Match Day Results Leaked Early
NRMP HQ, WASHINGTON, DC – Friday, medical students throughout the nation will officially find out where they matched for residency. Reports are circulating on Student Doctor Network (SDN) and other medical student forums that hackers were...
Medical Subspecialty Headlines Show Captivation with Thai Soccer Team Rescue
Everyone has been captivated and relieved with the unbelievable rescue of a Thai soccer team through the heroic efforts of the Thai Navy SEAL team and volunteers. The Gomerblog team scoured the medical news...
NICU Patient Graduates High School
ST. LOUIS, MO – It’s a special occasion in the life of J’ramyah Boba Fett, as he overcomes the odds stacked against him by his mutant NICU name and graduates not only from the...
American College of Cardiology Seen Publically Fighting with the American Society of Nephrology
WASHINGTON, DC - The American College of Cardiology (ACC) is currently refusing to talk to the American Society of Nephrology (ASN). Sources say the fight rekindled at a medical mixer when the ASN thought the punch bowl needed...
Thousands Sick with 80-Degree Flu Today
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - In what can only be described as the largest summer epidemic, experts are working frantically to find a cure for the 80-degree flu. "Hundreds of nurses call in sick each Friday,...
Local Mom Meets Fellow Anti-Vaxxer at Botox Clinic
CHARLOTTE, NC - Charlotte mom Sarah Catherine Murdoch, 34, was delighted to make a new friend after striking up a conversation with another patron at an area Botox clinic last week. She found 35-year-old Madeline...
