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Alopecia Fail: Embarrassed Bald Eagle Clearly Wearing a Wig

ANCHORAGE, AK – Still not over the frustrating failure with Rogaine (minoxidil) in October ...

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CDC Director Resigns, Becomes CEO of Tobacco Giant Philip Morris

ATLANTA, GA – The Director of the Centers for Disease Control & Prevention (CDC) Brenda Fitzgerald has ...

“This 1500-Calorie Diabetic Renal Diet is Delicious!” Said No One in the History of Health Care Ever

COAST-TO-COAST, AMERICA – “Well, I’ll be damned!  This low-fat, low-sodium, low-cholesterol, low-potassium, 1500-calorie, diabetic, and ...

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Radiologist: “This Coffee Art is Under Penetrated”

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Radiologist Calvin Sherpa smiled as the morning cup of joe ...

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CDC Announces “It’s Friday, I’m in Love!!”

ATLANTA, GA – After informing Thursday that it didn’t care about it, the Centers ...

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Bald Eagle Frustrated That Rogaine Didn’t Do Jack Sh*t

ANCHORAGE, AK – In a rare instance of frustration, a fuming bald eagle agitatedly ...