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Thor Spotted Crushing Reflexes with Mighty Hammer

ASGARD – According to witnesses, Thor, Norse God of Thunder, was recently spotted at ...

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CDC Confirms ‘Something Going Around’

ATLANTA, GA – In a recent press briefing, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention ...

Hypodilaudemia Epidemic Reaches Painful Proportions

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The United States Department of Health and Human Services reports this ...

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Inside Peak at Star Wars: A New Scope

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Gomerblog has got its hands on a leaked screenshot from the ...

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Da Vinci Recruited by Megatron to Destroy Optimus Prime

CYBERTRON – In unsettling news today, Da Vinci continues to pursue his dastardly ways ...