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Breaking: Ortho Declares War on Sticks & Stones
ROSEMONT, IL – The American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons (AAOS) has officially declared war ...
Too Much Pressure: Masseuse Breaks All 206 Bones in Client’s Body
OKLAHOMA CITY, OK – Despite the request to use only light-to-medium pressure during a one ...
Nation’s Nursemaids March to Clear Name
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Nursemaids from around the nation convened on the National Mall Tuesday ...
An Orthopaedic Surgeon Explains Renal Tubular Acidosis
GloboGym Headquarters, MA– Apparently someone at GomerBlog Twitter headquarters thought it would be funny ...
Intern Becomes Sentient, Realizes No One Cares About His Med School War Stories
San Diego, CA – In a shocking display of comprehension, local General Surgery intern ...
Thai Cave Divers to Locate Obese Patient’s Genitals
Kearney, NE – With options dwindling, all hopes rest on the heroic divers who ...
Urologists Recommend Against Buddy Taping for Penile Fractures
Wiener, AR– Last weekend local man Joseph Peyronie sustained a penile fracture in a ...
Breaking News: Orthopod Catches Dosing Error
BOSTON, MA – Rotating Orthopedics 4th year resident, Dr. Brandt Sullivan, caught a medication ...
SpaceX Announces Self-Retrieving Video Capsule Endoscopy
Elon Musk’s rocket company Space X announced Tuesday that it will be entering the ...
