Surgery

Breaking News: Surgery Accepts Blame

For the first time in recorded history, anesthesia blamed surgery for a poor case, ...

Avagard Widely Replaced by Gym Chalk in Ortho Surgery Centers

FREEHOLD, NJ – Avagard, the surgical hand antiseptic is now being replaced in many ...

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Surgeon Recommends Amputation as Means of Improving Weight Loss Outcomes

LOS ANGELES, CA – Los Angeles-based vascular surgeon Dr. Jackson Dyers has begun recommending ...

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Nation’s Surgeons Announce Plans to Sit on It

USA – In a unified statement from general surgeons across the country, the nation’s ...

Diaper City: Storm Cloud Incontinent of Water

OKLAHOMA CITY, OK – Embarrassed that it has once again woken up in the ...

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Breaking: Ortho Declares War on Sticks & Stones

ROSEMONT, IL – The American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons (AAOS) has officially declared war ...

Too Much Pressure: Masseuse Breaks All 206 Bones in Client’s Body

OKLAHOMA CITY, OK – Despite the request to use only light-to-medium pressure during a one ...