Monday, August 10, 2020


transurethral resection of the colon

Urologist Performs World’s First Successful Transurethral Resection of the Colon

CLEVELAND, OH - Renowned Cleveland Clinic urologist Dr. Jebron Lames has made history today by performing the world's first successful transurethral resection of the colon (TURC).  The best part?  It was totally an accident. "I'm...
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Search-and-Rescue Spots Man’s Penis Under Fourth Panniculus

CHICAGO, IL - Gomerblog has some exciting news to report: 59-year-old Fred Turntable is crying tears of joy this morning after he was reunited with his own penis, which had gone missing nearly three...
urological association

Lyrics to the Men’s Health Christmas Carol Favorite: “Check Your Balls”

It is the Season of Giving.  Don’t put your d*ck in a box to spread that Christmas cheer; instead, consider performing a testicular self-exam.  This holiday season, thanks to the American Urological Association (AUA),...

New Intern Hands Attending Cup of Urine on Rounds

CHICAGO, IL – New medical Intern, Dr. Alexa Friedrich, disappeared after presenting a patient to her attending physician.  She has been desperately trying to impress her attending.  The group thought it was odd she...
urology awkard

Let Me Have at Your Johnson

EXAM ROOM 4, UROLOGY CLINIC - Hello, sir.  You seem a little bit nervous.  Well, there’s no need for that, I can assure you.  After medical school I spent the better part of a decade...
operating room

Which Surgical Specialty Should You Choose?

It’s that time of year: residency application season!  You’ve decided that performing procedures, malignant personalities, and years of grueling training are for you but to which surgical subspecialty are you best suited?  Take our 4...
fire hydrant, priapism

Tired Urologist Mistakes Fire Hydrant for Man with Priapism

SPRUCE PINE, NC - "Wow, I feel like an idiot," said urologist Jason Breckinridge as a crowd surrounded him on the street.  Breckinridge is not one to embarrass easily but he was blushing from...

Da Vinci on Pace to Win Gold in the All-Around

RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL - Da Vinci Robot came to the Olympic games with high hopes. Bob Costas has called him "the single greatest gymnast he has ever seen."  da Vinci is well respected...
mri scanner

New Super Duper Minimally Invasive Transurethral Aortic Valve Replacement Gaining Popularity

NEW HAVEN, CT - Patients across the country are calling their doctors at all hours asking to be scheduled for the newest minimally invasive surgery, SuDMITAVR, which stands for Super Duper Minimally Invasive Transurethral...

TSA Discovers Testicular Cancer on Local Man

NEWARK, NJ – At the Newark Liberty Airport TSA agent Dennis Brown discovered a lump on a local man’s testicle. “I was just doing my job, nothing special,” said hero TSA agent Brown.  “The guy...