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CAPE COD, MA – A hospitalist at Cape Cod Medical Center, Dr. Chris Gallagher, has been under heavy scrutiny after being accused several weeks ago by his own hospital staff of abusing “copy and paste” in his medical records documentation.  Though Gallagher has claimed no wrongdoing, hospital staff including medical records and risk management believe he’s not telling the truth.  According to sources, he has been using and abusing copy and paste in paper charts and has been doing this for months.

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Found after Dr. Gallagher was paged to a code

“I’ve seen rampant abuse of copy and paste all over,” said Monica Powell, who works in the medical records department at Cape Cod Medical Center.  “CRTL-C and CTRL-V are probably the most used buttons in electronic medical records.  We don’t have that here yet.  We use paper charts.  This is… I don’t know what this is.  This is on a whole other level.”

Gallagher denies using copy and paste.  “I write a fresh note each and every day,” insisted Gallagher.  “Besides, how would you be able to tell I copy and paste anyway?”

“I’ll show you how,” explained Powell this morning, grabbing one of the Gallagher’s patient charts.  “Take a look at it.  Clearly copied, clearly pasted.  Child’s play, wouldn’t you agree?”

Unfortunately for Gallagher, it is child’s play and his notes look like the work of an elementary school child in art class.  Gallagher copies prior notes using a photocopier before he proceeds to cut and trim the photocopied note.  From there, he uses Elmer’s Glue to affix the photocopied note onto a blank piece of progress note paper.  To make matters worse, the photocopied note is printed on blank white paper; the hospital’s progress note is lined yellow paper.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” replied Gallagher.  “Fresh notes every day, I swear!”

Gallagher remains stubborn and the evidence keeps mounting.  In one paper chart, Powell states Gallagher had copied and pasted a note upside-down, with glue stains trailing all over the chart, ruining several electrocardiograms and nursing notes in the process.

A few days ago, an eyewitness observed Gallagher running out of Elmer’s Glue and improvising a way around it; he copied and stapled into five charts, then copied and Scotch-taped into another five.  Finally, yesterday morning, his carelessness reached a new level when he used scissors to cut out an old note, duct-taped it onto a new note, wrote the date and time on the new note in blue crayon, and left the old note with a gaping hole in the middle.

Powell, risk management, and hospital medicine are continuing to approach Gallagher in the hopes that he will admit his mistakes.  Until then, Cape Cod Medical Center has been put on high alert to hide scissors, glue, tape, staplers, and limit access to copiers and fax machines.  Furthermore, they have also been asked to lock away all crayons, glitter, and children’s stickers.  Just to be safe.

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  • Christian Jay Gaffney

    Hahaha!

  • Darlene Howland Yager

    Get out!!!

  • Erin Stevens

    I just love Gomerblog!

  • Michael Hong

    Actually did this as an intern

  • Robin Fahringer Mitchell Machajewski

    LMAO! Why is this so funny to me? But it is!!!

  • Becky Alexander

    now it clarifies “medical satire” ruining my fun.

  • Lisa Cantrell

    This made my day

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