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SUSSEX, ENGLAND – In breaking news, Winnie the Pooh can’t pooh and is in fact obstructed, necessitating surgical intervention.  “Oh, D-D-Dear!” cried Piglet.  “I sure hope he pulls through!”  EMS arrived (though it took longer than expected much to the chagrin of Rabbit) and whisked Winnie to Ashdown Forest Medical Center (AFMC).  He is currently in his third hour of surgery, which interestingly involves an improvised prone rectal approach (see picture).  Christopher Robin is optimistic things will go well.  However, when asked for encouraging words for his friend, Eeyore simply sighed and said, “End of the road… Nothin’ to do… And no hope for things getting better…”  GomerBlog will continue to follow.  Winnie the Pooh is the fullest code possible.

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“I don’t feel very much like Pooh or poohing today…”

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Dr. 99
First there was Dr. 01, the first robot physician, created to withstand toxic levels of burnout in an increasingly mechanistic and impossibly demanding healthcare field. Dr. 99 builds upon the advances of its ninety-eight predecessors by phasing out all human emotion, innovation, and creativity completely, and focusing solely on pre-programmed protocols and volume-based productivity. In its spare time, Dr. 99 enjoys writing for Gomerblog and listening to Taylor Swift.
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